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Just a slob like one of us

Most people don’t have the Godliness to live by EVERY word out of the mouth of God.

I’m so glad that you do.

So, unlike all the other answers in this thread, I will quote the actual real live words of God to you.

In this case, I refer you to Kings 1 and 2, where God gives you some highly specific instructions.


1 Kings 14:10: “Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel, and will take away the remnant of the house of Jeroboam, as a man taketh away dung, till it be all gone.

1 Kings 16:11: “And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends.”

1 Kings 21:21: “Behold, I will bring evil upon thee, and will take away thy posterity, and will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel.”

2 King 9:8: “For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel.”


Plain talk, from God to you.

You can pisseth on a bush. Or on your leg. Or on your mother. Or on your grandmother.

No biggie. God might give you a funny look, but God will let all that slide.

But if you pisseth against a wall… that right there is over the line, Mister.

God will come and kill you if you do that.

So, if you want to live EVERY word out of the mouth of God…

Then don’t you fucking dare pisseth against the wall!

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