This picture is from Tommy’s highfaluting video game party. I’m getting checked from all sides, and one girl is checking my ass. The frightening old man getting ignored happens to be Nolan Bushnell. And Nolan is the guy who invented video games. Leonardo diCaprio is going to play Nolan in an upcoming film. I didn’t invent video games, but geek girls apparently prefer to check my ass over Nolan’s. Shit, I could play Nolan. Clicky for biggy.