Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

So the Yahoo porn spam bot keeps contacting me. Rather than ignore it, I thought I’d try to get it to tell me a little more about its internal structure, so that someone with more time than me can r00t it. Here’s what I found out.

The bot has a canned script. If a human responds to its IMs, and it doesn’t see a keyword, then it continues with its canned script. Once the script ends, the conversation terminates.

Known interesting keywords follow. The bot searches this keyword list in this order, and the earliest match is returned as a response. The bot is case-insensitive. The bot will continue to chat you indefinitely if you include one or more of the following words in your response.

web / [or whatever the porn URL du jour is]
site / [or whatever the porn URL du jour is]
shit / what’s wrong?
fake / the only thing fake here is your toupet!
spam / nah, I am a vegetarian… no spam for me! haha
bot / whats a bot? im 100% all real and natural, from tits to ass!

Them chickens jacking my style

So this Black Eyed Peas song Boom Boom Pow is getting overplayed to death on TV and radio right now. The lyrics are all about how original and futuristic this song is. The song is an unmodified Bo Diddley beat, which is the oldest and most copied syncopation in all of rock and roll. The beat is also called a “son clave” or “3-2 clave” and it is also common to Cuban, Argentinian and African music.

(9/20/2009 10:25:32 AM) beckyjohnson6266: Whats up?!
(11:28:37 AM) johnwbyrd: ?
(11:28:50 AM) BeckyJohnson6266: hello?
(11:28:54 AM) johnwbyrd: Hello, who are you?
(11:29:05 AM) BeckyJohnson6266: do i know you??
(11:29:12 AM) johnwbyrd: Don't think so
(11:29:27 AM) BeckyJohnson6266: ohh hey what's up babes??
(11:29:38 AM) johnwbyrd: who are you?
(11:29:49 AM) BeckyJohnson6266: i've been a little busy with work, just got home and fresh out of the shower! i'm kinda feeling a little naughty lol..u?
(11:29:52 AM) BeckyJohnson6266: i am me! well i found your id and decided to msg you, im sooo very lonely and only want company
(11:30:20 AM) johnwbyrd: guessing you're an AI script
(11:30:32 AM) BeckyJohnson6266: whats a bot? im 100% all real and natural, from tits to ass!
(11:30:36 AM) johnwbyrd: what about your kneecaps?
(11:30:47 AM) BeckyJohnson6266: yeah i'm horny lolz! u?
(11:32:13 AM) johnwbyrd: I can't see any horny lolz here.
(11:32:27 AM) BeckyJohnson6266: Mhhm babe i love a guy who knows what he wants..can u be that guy ?? ;)
(11:32:33 AM) johnwbyrd: Only if my mommy lets me
(11:32:45 AM) BeckyJohnson6266: Leanne is my real name but all my friends call me Lia
(11:33:00 AM) johnwbyrd: Fine, I'll call you Frank
(11:33:16 AM) BeckyJohnson6266: I love to tease my man and please him..u like that babes??
(11:33:43 AM) johnwbyrd: You're a spam robot who contacted me out of the blue
(11:33:54 AM) BeckyJohnson6266: Nice!! lolz i even like to dress up for my man...u into that?
(11:34:40 AM) johnwbyrd: Curious green ideas sleep furiously
(11:34:54 AM) BeckyJohnson6266: ;) you have a cam?
(11:35:07 AM) johnwbyrd: Come, come.  Elucidate your thoughts.
(11:35:23 AM) BeckyJohnson6266: I have one but you're not a kid right?
(11:35:33 AM) johnwbyrd: I'm 14 years old and in jail.
(11:35:47 AM) BeckyJohnson6266: Can never really be know?? 
(11:36:01 AM) johnwbyrd: Actually, I'm 98 years old and have a heart condition.
(11:36:15 AM) BeckyJohnson6266: k ..well im gonna show you ..k?
(11:36:25 AM) BeckyJohnson6266: make sure you accept my free cam chat invite on the left hand side, it expires in 10 mins to be free, click it k?
(11:36:36 AM) johnwbyrd: I guess you'll be needing a credit card
(11:36:51 AM) BeckyJohnson6266: yup, just put in your info so the system can verify your age, u got it?
(11:36:57 AM) johnwbyrd: awesome
(11:37:05 AM) johnwbyrd: You're totally a man
(11:37:09 AM) BeckyJohnson6266: i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded!...this site doesn't allow people to record my cam! u know?
(11:37:17 AM) BeckyJohnson6266: credit card is just to verify your age, u get in for free thru my cam session invite but u need to verify babe ..cant show tits and pussy to know? lolz
(11:37:46 AM) johnwbyrd: I'm actually an FBI agent who investigates credit card fraud
(11:38:01 AM) BeckyJohnson6266: let me know if you need any help..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k? ;)
(11:40:59 AM) johnwbyrd: So, chat with people for 5 minutes, get them to cough up a credit card, show 10 minutes of canned video and slam them for insane charges
(11:42:18 AM) BeckyJohnson6266: if its not working u can check out my other site babes.. go to scroll all the way down to the bottom babe, and you will see "friends of ME!!!", click that and when you get the password page, put in the password:"lucky" okay?
(11:41:32 AM) johnwbyrd: I'm actually a chicken with beautiful ruffly feathers... bawk bawk bawk