In times of political and social upheaval, through generations of whitebread Americans, there’s one surefire way for movie companies to make money: stereotype racial minorities into “bad people” and “good people.” Since I’m too busy playing Devil May Cry 2 to finish my movie script treatment, I present this script for a movie trailer. Check it out, Warner; check it out, Sony. In this political climate, it’s guaranteed to make you a hundred million domestic.
Won’t guarantee the overseas market though.
