Today’s going rate for orgasm: $70.
So the scuttlebutt was that Eldon had a little side business providing outcall sexual services. Someone had even seen an ad in the back of Bay Area Reporter with a grainy picture that looked a little like Eldon, but nobody had the guts to ask him directly whether he was a prostitute. So last night Bill forwards me the following explanation:
ok…after our little conversation last night (i’ll always cherish that…burp…tequila….) i decided to do a little investigating on my own concerning eldon. so in my drunken stupor when i arrive home, i aquired a new e-mail address and sent him an e-mail asking for info on his services. so below is the response he sent back to me.
--- From: Eldon [[email protected]] I charge 70- a session for sensual erotic touch to orgasm massage I can get relatively sexual within reason.. ( It all depends) I live alone on Mission Dolores district of Sf.. I can be reached at 415-xxx-xxxx or cell is xxx xxxx Eldon here. ---
No word yet on whether Bill actually purchased the it-all-depends massage.