EXT. EXPENSIVE COMPANY PARTY - NIGHT A small concert stage in Los Angeles, being rocked by Jimmy Eat World. Well-dressed white folks sway and boogie as searchlights fill the sky. JIMMY EAT WORLD Next up, we have! From Incubus! Brandon Boyd! Kimberly screams and jumps up and down as a hard-rock din cuts through the crowd. KIMBERLY Oh my god! Oh yes! Brandon! He is so hot! Kimberly bumps into John. John smiles. KIMBERLY 'Scuse me! Oh my god he is hot! JOHN What? KIMBERLY He is hot! JOHN Who! KIMBERLY Brandon! Brandon Boyd! JOHN Who's he? KIMBERLY The singer! Incubus! He's hot! I would totally kiss him! JOHN I wouldn't! KIMBERLY What! JOHN Yeah, he's hot! KIMBERLY I'm Kimberly Antonym, what's your name! JOHN John! KIMBERLY What! JOHN John! John Pseudonym! KIMBERLY Good British name! Which booth are you in! JOHN I'm not in any booth! KIMBERLY What! JOHN I'm not in any booth! I just wander the show floor and meet my friends and talk to them! I mingle! KIMBERLY What! JOHN I mingle! Kimberly smiles. KIMBERLY I work for the trade show! I'm an account exhibit manager! I work in West Hall! JOHN What! KIMBERLY West Hall! West Hall! JOHN Yeah, West Hall! KIMBERLY I hope you don't mind that I said he was hot! I'm just being honest! JOHN No, he is hot! KIMBERLY Yeah! JOHN Okay, I'd kiss him! KIMBERLY What! JOHN I agree, he is hot! KIMBERLY Did you say you'd kiss him? JOHN No! KIMBERLY Yes, you did! JOHN I was joking! KIMBERLY Here, have a drink! John takes a swig from a tumbler. JOHN Jeez, what is that? KIMBERLY Vodka and Coke! JOHN What! KIMBERLY Vodka and Coke! John smiles and nods. KIMBERLY Oh my god! JOHN What! KIMBERLY You have totally great teeth! JOHN Thanks! KIMBERLY I mean, your teeth are so straight! Wow! JOHN Thanks! I try! Kimberly takes a swig of vodka. KIMBERLY I would totally go to bed with him! JOHN Yeah! KIMBERLY Yeah, he's hot! JOHN That fact is established! KIMBERLY What! JOHN I understand! You'd totally go to bed with him! KIMBERLY I would totally go to bed with him! JOHN And when you're saying you'd go to bed with him, you really mean, you'd go to bed with me, right! KIMBERLY Yeah! JOHN So you're asking me to go to bed with you! KIMBERLY What! JOHN You're asking me to go to bed with you! KIMBERLY Yeah! JOHN Why! KIMBERLY 'Cause you're hot! I'm just being honest! JOHN I'm married! Happily married! KIMBERLY What! JOHN I'm married! KIMBERLY You said you were single! JOHN What!