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Better than watching Geller bending silver spoons

               EXT. EXPENSIVE COMPANY PARTY - NIGHT

               A small concert stage in Los Angeles, being rocked by Jimmy
               Eat World.  Well-dressed white folks sway and boogie as
               searchlights fill the sky.  

                                   JIMMY EAT WORLD
                         Next up, we have!  From Incubus! 
                         Brandon Boyd!

               Kimberly screams and jumps up and down as a hard-rock din
               cuts through the crowd.

                                   KIMBERLY
                         Oh my god!  Oh yes!  Brandon!  He
                         is so hot!

               Kimberly bumps into John.  John smiles.

                                   KIMBERLY
                         'Scuse me!  Oh my god he is hot!

                                   JOHN
                         What?

                                   KIMBERLY
                         He is hot!

                                   JOHN
                         Who!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         Brandon!  Brandon Boyd!

                                   JOHN
                         Who's he?

                                  KIMBERLY
                         The singer!  Incubus!  He's hot!  I
                         would totally kiss him!

                                   JOHN
                         I wouldn't!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         What!

                                   JOHN
                         Yeah, he's hot!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         I'm Kimberly Antonym, what's your
                         name!

                                   JOHN
                         John!

                                  KIMBERLY
                         What!

                                   JOHN
                         John!  John Pseudonym!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         Good British name!  Which booth are
                         you in!

                                   JOHN
                         I'm not in any booth!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         What!

                                   JOHN
                         I'm not in any booth!  I just
                         wander the show floor and meet my
                         friends and talk to them!  I
                         mingle!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         What!

                                   JOHN
                         I mingle!

               Kimberly smiles.

                                   KIMBERLY
                         I work for the trade show!  I'm an
                         account exhibit manager!  I work in
                         West Hall!

                                   JOHN
                         What!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         West Hall!  West Hall!

                                   JOHN
                         Yeah, West Hall!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         I hope you don't mind that I said
                         he was hot!  I'm just being honest!

                                   JOHN
                         No, he is hot!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         Yeah!

                                   JOHN
                         Okay, I'd kiss him!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         What!

                                   JOHN
                         I agree, he is hot!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         Did you say you'd kiss him?

                                   JOHN
                         No!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         Yes, you did!

                                  JOHN
                         I was joking!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         Here, have a drink!

               John takes a swig from a tumbler.

                                   JOHN
                         Jeez, what is that?

                                   KIMBERLY
                         Vodka and Coke!

                                   JOHN
                         What!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         Vodka and Coke!

               John smiles and nods.

                                   KIMBERLY
                         Oh my god!

                                   JOHN
                         What!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         You have totally great teeth!

                                   JOHN
                         Thanks!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         I mean, your teeth are so straight! 
                         Wow!

                                   JOHN
                         Thanks!  I try!

               Kimberly takes a swig of vodka.

                                  KIMBERLY
                         I would totally go to bed with him!

                                   JOHN
                         Yeah!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         Yeah, he's hot!

                                   JOHN
                         That fact is established!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         What!

                                   JOHN
                         I understand!  You'd totally go to
                         bed with him!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         I would totally go to bed with him!

                                   JOHN
                         And when you're saying you'd go to
                         bed with him, you really mean,
                         you'd go to bed with me, right!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         Yeah!

                                   JOHN
                         So you're asking me to go to bed
                         with you!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         What!

                                   JOHN
                         You're asking me to go to bed with
                         you!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         Yeah!

                                   JOHN
                         Why!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         'Cause you're hot!  I'm just being
                         honest!

                                   JOHN
                         I'm married!  Happily married!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         What!

                                   JOHN
                         I'm married!

                                   KIMBERLY
                         You said you were single!

                                   JOHN
                         What!


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